the first cult that was right. hold $MARINE, get paid in $LINK.
every cycle market-buys real $LINK and drops it in holders' wallets.
not a promise. a running ledger. block after block.
sergey walks the SWIFT stage in the same shirt. only the threads noticed. the threads never forgot.
a tripcode drops prophecy after prophecy. "a larp," they said. the calls printed. weeks later the sevens rolled: No.7777777 — "MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY."
everything bled. "stinky linkies" became a rank insignia. sergey ate big macs. marines ate the dip.
the first public "told you so": google's own blog pings chainlink. coinbase lists. dads went quiet at thanksgiving.
every protocol pings a chainlink feed. top 5 by market cap. bloomberg writes up the marines. forbes follows. never crazy. just early.
from $0.11. some sold. those were not marines. a marine reads CCIP docs at 3am and posts "comfy."
staking shipped. CCIP shipped. SWIFT again, for real this time. the basement predicted the rails.
$MARINE. a token by the faithful, for the faithful. hold it and reflections arrive in the one asset every marine swore never to sell. the bag that pays you in LINK for existing.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! For those who doubt me, look through the archives of my threads, I told everyone my institution and others would be buying behind closed doors in december and that LINKs price would go up as a result of these tokens being taken out of circulation.
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I TOLD EVERYONE TO PULL THEIR SELL ORDERS. DONT SELL.
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
>seven sevens. the most blessed digits ever rolled on /biz/. it landed on a linkpost. of course it did.
Google: "Sergey chain link" WHAT THE FUCK
YOU FUCKS. What if this is the first thing people see when they google chain link?? WE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE. HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET NEW INVESTORS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
they laughed at the stinky linkies for nine years.
now my bag pays me in LINK for existing.
>the market has become the marine
| Holding | Rank | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| < 100 LINK | Boot | still explaining oracles to your barber |
| 100+ | Private | owns one plaid shirt |
| 1,000+ | Corporal | has screencapped at least one prophecy |
| 5,000+ | Sergeant | survived minus 90% without blinking |
| 10,000+ | Lieutenant | reads CCIP docs recreationally |
| 25,000+ | Captain | dreams in price feeds |
| 50,000+ | Colonel | was in the 2017 threads. has proof |
| 100,000+ | General | sergey knows your wallet by heart |
| $MARINE holder | Paid Marine | the only rank that collects a salary — see active duty below |
reserve rank is what you held for nine years. active duty rank is what pays you. reflections scale with your stack — every grade below outranks the last on payday. minimum ~$20 of $MARINE to draw a salary.
| Holding ($MARINE) | Paygrade | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| < 250K | Stowaway | on the ship, not on the payroll. below the $20 line |
| 250K+ | Recruit | crossed the payroll line. first LINK deposit inbound |
| 1M+ | Lance Corporal | 0.1% of the entire supply. salary noticeable |
| 5M+ | Staff Sergeant | reflections start covering the big mac budget |
| 10M+ | Gunnery Sergeant | 1% of all $MARINE. the pool works for you now |
| 25M+ | Master Sergeant | every trade on the chart pays you personally |
| 50M+ | Sergeant Major | 5% of supply. your LINK stack compounds itself |
| 100M+ | Commandant | 10% of everything. sergey-tier conviction. the payroll answers to you |
the mission was never the memecoin. the mission is the rank table above. boot becomes private. private becomes corporal. the payroll promotes you while you sleep.
every trade feeds the pool. the pool pays holders in chainlink, automatically. no staking. no claiming. no forms.
buy $MARINE on stonkfun. any amount. rank is earned, not bought.
marines do not sell. you have trained your whole life for this step.
$LINK reflections accumulate in your wallet while you sleep, post, and stack.
additional artifacts recovered from chainlinkme.me — the cosmic archive. 1,800+ memes by linkmarines, for chainlink.